"you're such a girl!"

"check out the wind outside...*crosses fingers for power outage* cross your fingers for a power outage too"

"if seeing Britney Spear's vagina is wrong, then I don't want to be right!!!"

"I know why that chick on the show got a make over.. She looked like Sara Sidle [from CSI]"

"you know you use my garbage can more than I do"